wartortles: the definition of a douche bag is a guy who makes a gif of himself licking his lips
hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I...
longlivesherlock: whorville: whorville: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C I F*CKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a...
bnagbros: a-very-weird-and-clever-boy: bnagbros: Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on porn Still cheaper than most porn wtf kind of porn do you watch
Foervraengd: How to draw a sparkly Shoujo-Manga... →
foervraengd: Time for a mini-tutorial! This is how I do really sparkly manga-eyes! I use a 0.05mm fineliner here, so the eye is just slightly bigger than my thumbnail actually. Start with an average base for the eye. I use several strokes instead of one thick line. Trust me, the…
kanyewesticle: my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to
zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level
fogsigh: if you don’t think baby buffaloes are the cutest then please reconsider look at this lil guy how can you not love those ears you go lil friend
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
vorfreudde: you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it